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I Also Do Jokes

     Hey everyone, it's me, Moon. I've decided to occasionally post a page of jokes. Just because I can.😏 So without further ado, my jokes{I did not come up with all these jokes}.

 Simba was going to slow... so I told him to Mufasa!🐅

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!🐊

One day, there was a Spanish magician preforming at a childrens birthday party. He told them he was going to make himself vanish. So he said, "Uno, Dos..." and poof! He disappeared without a Tres. 💃
(literally my favorite joke↑)

How do you through a space party? You planet!🌠

Who wants another space joke, I know I do! How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket!👽

A man was pulled over by a cop. The man said to the cop, "Was I going to fast officer?" "No, you were flying to low."👮

Why are you supposed to carry pepper spray... In case you're a-SALT-ed🍳

Okay, I'm done. You guys can stop it with the booing and the eye rolls(for now). 😜

Until next time,
                         ~Moon

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